Have you ever been reading along, catching up on all those threads you like to follow? Or reading all those posts from the crazy people who seem to live on DM? Then I can guarantee that you’ve come across that one post that just had you falling out of your chair from laughing so hard (also netting you the title of ‘Random creepy giggler’ at work). And while rolling around on the floor you can’t help thinking, “they did NOT just say that!!”

Well here is the section where you’ll find those funny moments of DM!

Quote from Wayward Fool:

Body parts DO tend to feel different compared to articles of clothing.

I would know.

Quote from charis sedai:

Elgee, ma’am? Where would you like my hands?

This Chilli we speak of… your boots are the only place they licked to aquire this taste right for shoe polish right? 

*pauses for silence*

You know.. like from the floor or something or other..

Van?  You like to lick my warders?

Bunny slippers?  *eyes Verb and Dae*

*whispers*

But where do I stick my feet?

Quote from Little Miss:

um.
p.s. I just realized how my description of my job sounded… and considering the only thing I said was nine hours in heels I feel the need to clarify that I am NOT a stripper or a hooker….

Kari Al’Thor was chilling in purgatory or Heaven when she had a hinkering for something to drink. So she calls in a favor with her old pony/The Creator, and Bela sends her to Camelyn to fetch a pint (nothing compares to royal ale.) Just as she’s downing her first tankard the door swings open and lo! it’s Asmodean. Naturally, Kari killed him and ingested him whole, which is why the DO couldn’t rez him (you can’t rez someone from the bowels of the dead, doncha know?)

Motive? Kari was Asmo’s mother reborn, and we all know Asmo killed his mother, revenge is best served cold… with ale…

Doesn’t meet IO? Well, duh, it couldn’t be more IO, especially in Jordonian terms.

This satisfies every argument. And if you think it doesn’t tell me how and I’ll make up an explanation clarify.

whisky > rum

Nyn

Quote from Raijin:

This is an fascinating look into the mind of the AS and how they prey on us,
Take notes Warders

Quote from Ireond:
I have been.  They’ve stopped resembling notes and started looking like enemy battle plans..  *grin*

If you have a quote you believe deserves to be on our list, please email us at daesdaemar@whitetower.org to let us know about it!  We’ll do our best to include it, but we make no guarantees!