The Emperor goes to the Movies

Top Movies at the Box Office this Week

This    Last                Film
Week  Week              Title

1.     3        Bridget Jone’s Diary
2.     1        Spy Kids
3.     2        Along Came a Spider
4.     -        Crocodile Dundee in Los Angeles
5.     -        Freddy Got Fingered
6.     5        Blow
7.     4        Joe Dirt
8.     6        Kingdom Come
9.     7        Josie and the Pussycats
10.   9        Enemy at the Gates

The Emperor did not make it to the movies this week. I apologize for this but I couldn’t find one movie worth watching that I haven’t seen already.  I would appreciate any suggestions on movies to go view.

Entertainment News:

Star Trek V: Scott Bakula might be taking over the Captain’s seat in the next season of Star Trek. It is rumored that the fifth season of Star Trek will be called Enterprise.

Wonder Woman: Yes a Wonder Woman movie is in the works and guess who has been approached to take on the role… WWF Superstar Chyna (Joanie Laurer).  Here is what she had to say about it: “I grew up watching Lynda Carter and I used to think that she was so beautiful – I loved her. When I went to the recent MTV Awards, I wore red, white and blue, which prompted everyone to ask if I was planning on becoming Wonder Woman…The more they asked, the more I realized what a good idea it would be.”

Batman: Year One: The rumor flying around is that George Clooney might take on the role once more in the new Batman movie.  However many believe this to be false for a few reasons.  First, he made fun of himself in Batman and Robin.  Also, the movie is going to focus on a young Bruce Wayne somewhere in his min 20’s as he first discovers his alter ego.

Rental Picks:

I finally saw Almost Famous and I must say it was not as bad as I had thought it was going to be.  Therefore, my rental choice for this week will be Almost Famous.

Guess that Quote: (Answer will be announced next week)

This weeks Quote: “Empire had the better ending. Luke gets his hand cut off, finds out Vader is his father, uh, Han gets frozen, taken away by Boba Fett. It ends on such a down note. I mean, that’s what life is, a series of down endings. All “Jedi” had was a bunch of Muppets.”

“We’re on double-secret probation, whatever that is. We can’t afford to have a toga party.” – Animal House

Want to really test your movie knowledge?  Check out the Emperor’s Movie Quiz.