DM Arena Deathmatch by Segurant
Title: Wheel of Time Arena DeathMatch
Posted By: Segurant
Posted On: 12/27/1999 9:38:18 AM
Most of us have played the WoT game, but have you ever played with JoeGaidin. The Amyrlin got the game for Xmas so this is what we all might see in future games….
Three players have entered the arena: [DMW] JoeGaidin, [DMWT] The Amyrlin Seat or Kathana, [DMWT] Lasir Sedai. Each player is running around picking up their initial te’angreals.
[DMWT] The Amyrlin is seen chasing [DMWT] Lasir Sedai, trying desperately to kill her.
[DMWT] The Amyrlin: “Lasir Sedai! You just stop moving!!”
[DMWT] Lasir Sedai: “But Mother, I-”
“*BAMPH*”
[DMW]JoeGaidin has killed [DMWT]The Amyrlin
*to save time I’ll just refer to the players without the [DMwhatever]*
The Amyrlin: “Damnit Joe! You’re my Warder! You’re supposed to help me! Not kill me!”
JoeGaidin: “Sorry, I thought you were Lasir.”
Lasir Sedai: “HEY!!”
Segurant has just entered the game.
JoeGaidin has killed Segurant.
Segurant: “Nice to see you again, Joe!”
JoeGaidin: “Don’t mention it.”
Segurant has killed JoeGaidin.
JoeGaidin: “That was not nice.”
Segurant: “Sorry. I did not know you were typing. I was wonder why you were *The Amyrlin has killed Segurant* typing…HEY!
The Amyrlin: “Sorry, hun.”
Lasir Sedai has killed The Amyrlin
Lasir Sedai: “I guess that makes me the new Amyrlin….hehehe.*JoeGaidin has killed Lasir Sedai.* I guess not.”
JoeGaidin has killed Segurant
JoeGaidin has killed Lasir Sedai
JoeGaidin has killed The Amyrlin
JoeGaidin has killed The Amyrlin
JoeGaidin has killed Segurant
JoeGaidin has killed The Amyrlin
*New Map*
JoeGaidin has killed Segurant
JoeGaidin has killed The Amyrlin
JoeGaidin has killed Lasir Sedai
JoeGaidin has killed Lasir Sedai
Segurant has killed The Amyrlin
Segurant has killed Lasir Sedai
JoeGaidin has killed Segurant
Lasir Sedai has killed Segurant
JoeGaidin has killed Segurant
JoeGaidin has killed The Amyrlin
JoeGaidin has killed Lasir Sedai
Segurant: “EVERYONE STOP! *looks at the score* Can anyone kill Joe please!”*whap* The Amyrlin has killed Segurant “HEY! Not me Joe!”
The Amyrlin killed by Segurant.
The Amyrlin: “Stop tha-”
The Amyrlin killed by LasirSedai.
Lasir Sedai weaves herself from the pattern.
Lasir Sedai: “Brb, I need to check my email.”
JoeGaidin: “Okay.”
Segurant: “K”
Lasir Sedai is killed by The Amyrlin
JoeGaidin: “That was not nice, Kat.” *WHAP*
JoeGaidin is killed by the Amyrlin
JoeGaidin: “HEY!!!!”
The Amyrlin: “Well both of you were standing still. 
”
The Amyrlin is killed by Segurant
Suffice it to say this goes on for most of the night with Joe winning all the maps. Me and Lasir will fight it out for second, and ,well, The Amyrlin will be in a corner eating her pudding.
Segurant is killed by the Amyrlin….
Segurant: “HEY I was typing this silly”
The Amyrlin: “Oh sorry, BTW, this sucks”
Segurant: “Everyone is a critic!”
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