What The Aiel Think of the Orgs

The White Tower

These women are the decendants of the once great Aes Sedai. Well, not REAL descendants, but they are passable, I suppose. Of course, they can’t hardly do ANYTHING of what the legends say, but I’m sure that is an oversight.

The Black Tower

Now this group of people are truly strange. They seem to almost worship chickens, for one thing. The other thing is that if they should have gone to the Blight to hunt Sightblinder, like all men who can channel should. It just doesn’t make sense why they have been allowed to continue to exist. But that is wetlanders for you.

The Band of the Red Hand

Here’s a gaggle of wierdos. They are assembled to fight for the Dragon Reborn, only, the DR hasn’t shown himself yet. They have named themselves after a great fighting force from legend, but they meander about the countryside. Hmmmm, sounds suspicious to me…

Wolfbrothers

This pack (pardon the pun) of wildmen seem to enjoy doing woodsy sorts of things… Now that I think of it, I don’t know what a ‘woodsy’ sort of thing is… (shrugs) I’ll chalk it up to wetlander wierdness.

Shayol Ghul

Ooooohhhh, Baddies. BAADDIIEES (veils, and starts mumbling) Till water is gone, till shade is gone…

Ogier

Ahhh, the Tree Brothers. These are perhaps the most honorable beings in the world. Respect them, for they have earned it.

Atha’an Mier

(wide eyed) They do what? On WHAT? You have got to have the worst sense of humor, wetlander…

Seanchan

Here’s an interesting lot. They would make a good case study for the insane. I mean we are talking about an entire people that put extreme faith in someone because of, get this, their parents??? That’s just plain strange. They also use those who should be Wise One’s as all but cattle!

Children of the Light

Hah! They seem to think that they are superior to everyone else because they have a pretty little book that says they are. Welll, if it is written down, then who are the rest of the world to argue with them?

Freelanders

These are your wetlanders. There are wetlanders, more wetlanders, and lots more wetlanders. They are doing thier various wetlander things. But basically… well, these are the… um… wetlanders.

Warders

*nods approvingly* Good fighters. They still use that blasted sword though. *sniffs at such nonsense*

Dragonsworn

Hmmm, now, why is there two groups of people that do essentially the same thing? Huh? I suppose you could say that the Band FIGHTS for the DR while these guys do more to rile up the neighboring countries against him… yeah that about sums it up. Silly wetlanders.

Aiel

*sighs with contentment* After all that traveling around the wetlands, it is good to be home. The heat, the sun, being able to see for good distances… Why would anyone want to live anywhere else? Ahhh, now this is the life to lead! Kids playing with lizards at your feet, raiding the neighboring Holds, or (more fun) the Sheinarans in the north west, Maidens snapping towels at Sovin Nai… What a way to go!!!