Dear White Tower, Warders Yard and all other Dragonmount members, welcome to this first edition of Daes Dae’Mar, the WT&WY monthly Newsletter!

Here you shall find gossip, facts, straight out lies, interesting titbits, puzzles, interviews with members of DM, things that will make you gasp, and things that will make you fall off your chair laughing.

We have made a pretty, shiny site just for Daes Dae’Mar, and clicking on the links below each short section will lead you to the full article on there. However, for your easy reading, we will post each full section below as well.

Please sit back, relax, and enjoy … DAES DAE’MAR!  

Who doesn’t love gossip?  Who done what, with whom, and when did they do it?  We’ve got all the dirt at the Gossip Corner; we’re even better than Perez Hilton! This month, we bring you the latest in bondings, staff torture, and we answer the question: “Which DM Staff member has a drug problem?”

Ahhh, youth.  You surely remember what it was like being a new member at the WT.  The giddiness, the spam, the new friends, the rampant flirting.  Check out the Whispering Hole for the latest from the world of the Dormitories.

I have been called upon to examine and observe the mighty Disciplines in the area. There has been talk that these rough and tumble Warders and Warders-to-be have a soft side that shows through. At this point I am sceptical. Observation and interaction are required to determine if these creatures are tame or wild. I will put myself at risk and enter the Warders Guild to determine if the stories are true.

Welcome to the Voice!

In this month’s column, Cairos lets us know the basics about the Ajahs of the White Tower Organization.  He also uses a whip on the Narrator. Enjoy!

TRAGEDY HAS OCCURRED!! Asmodean, the cute lil’ harp player, who just HAPPENS to be a Forsaken, was found dead. DEAD! Such travesty! How did it happen? Who would want this sweet lil’ man, who JUST happens to have tortured and killed many other innocents, dead?

Follow our two investigators, Charis Jr. and Little Miss, as they go around torturing interrogating interviewing the key suspects at DM. Every few months, we will feature a brand new mystery. Each issue, we will let you know of the next witness and you will get to submit a question, and the top 1 to 2 questions will be featured in the issue. And at the end of it, YOU will get to vote as to who committed the crime.

Have you ever been reading along, catching up on all those threads you like to follow? Or reading all those posts from the crazy people who seem to live on DM? Then I can guarantee that you’ve come across that one post that just had you falling out of your chair from laughing so hard (also netting you the title of ‘Random creepy giggler’ at work). And while rolling around on the floor you can’t help thinking, “they did NOT just say that!!”

Well here is the section where you’ll find those funny moments of DM!

Nurit: Ladies and Gents, Aes Sedai, Aes Sedai’s lackies, Red heads with pointy sticks, Leaf sniffers, Wolf wannabes, Shadow poopies of any kind, bug people, freelanders (couldn’t think of a cute nick *L*), Children of the light (my ass!), Red prints, strange looking earring freaks and the respectable BTers…  I hope you are ready for this fantastic display of our one and only, our beloved, DRAGON REBORN!!!

Ever feel like you would love a chance to petition the Amyrlin in real life?   Wanna know what to do about your cheatin’ no-good boyfriend?  Want to know the square root of 10,536,516? (Psst: It is 3,246)  Well, now is your chance!  In this issue, Mother Ducker tackles a difficult relationship question involving bovine love.

Sometimes in life, we seem to exhaust our supply of books, music and movies. This is a great shame, as these are things which most people find important. So, in an attempt to help you out of that rut you may find yourself in, this column is dedicated to Recommended Reading/Watching/Listening.

I will do my best to bring you great books, movies, TV shows and music for your personal enjoyment!

Come play games with us!  *g*  Work your brain and have fun while you do it with this monthly feature.

Featured this month:

Wheel of Time Crossword!  Test your skills on this crossword here:
http://www.zen107147.zen.co.uk/crossword1.html

Editor in Chief: Elgee
Editors: Wayward_Fool (aka Boopsy) and Claireducky
Writers: MashinShin, Charis “Jr.”, Chiyuki, Torrie Sedai, Cairos, Boopsy, Little Miss, Nynaeve, Claireducky, Vanion & Kara_J